What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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